| The last two nights i've dreamt about baby tigers. The first night someone gave me one at the zoo. Last night i grew a few in a a chemical reaction. I wonder what that means. This morning I had an intense craving for pancakes and when i got to work they were serving them! I wonder what that means. |
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| Have you ever smelled (smelt?) something but couldn't be sure if it were good food or B.O.? I hate that. |
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This would worry me if those other two puppies weren't so relaxed. |
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| You call up a perspective tenant/new client/stranger and ask: "Hi, is this (insert your own name here)?" Then follow that up with a smartly worded retraction: "Oh, shit no, *I'm* (your name)...I Uh.... Hi... I... what's your name again?" Then, later on you talk (ramble on) to someone in the room while your attention is on something else, turn around only to find that you've just been talking to yourself for the last 5 mintues. |
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